Not a bad idea about modifying it for LI and the dog!

Now, how do I modify the term “fart,” or should I ask, how many ways?? ;-) Actually, we were not allowed to say that word when we were growing up, it was like a swear word in our home. My mom said to use the word “Whoofer”, she said it was a German term. Well, to my knowledge it isn’t and I’m not sure if she was spoofing us, or she was spoofed too. In some strange way, I still feel dirty when I use the term “fart,” I don’t even use that in my own home but it was fun to type it out. Thanks Larry!